脱口秀反转段子|英文脱口秀稿子合集
Ellen 毫无疑问是美国现今一线的脱口秀主持人。以自己名字命名的节目Ellen Show收视率居高不下，她还成功主持过第38和39届格莱美、第46届艾美等颁奖礼。她在杜兰大学的演讲延续了自己的幽默风格脱口秀反转段子，在笑声中也回顾了自己的成长脱口秀大会脱口秀，并给毕业学生们以诚恳的建议脱口秀反转段子脱口秀反转段子|英文脱口秀稿子合集，听来受益匪浅。以下为英文演讲稿：
Thank you, Cowan, Mrs. Cowen; , – you know who you are, and . And thank you to all the class of 2009, I most of you are and have and haven’t slept since Fat , but you can’t ’til I , so up.
When I was asked to make the , I said yes. Then I went to look up what meant. Which would have been easy if I had a , but most of the books in our house are ‘s, and they’re all in . So I had to break the word down , to find out the .
: , and . . You see on . have , and if you step on a crack, you break your ‘s back. So there’s that. But I’m that you’ve asked me here to speak at your .
I that you had to be a – – – – you had to from this . And I didn’t go to here, and I don’t know if Cowan knows, I didn’t go to any at all. Any . And I’m not you your time, or money, but look at me, I”m a huge .
I did from the of hard , our was the . I spent a lot of time here up. My mom at (? 估计是某家商店的名字) and I would go there every time I to steal out of her purse. But why am I here today? not to steal, you’re too far away and I’d never get away with it.
I’m here of you. I can’t think of a more , more class. I mean, look at you all, your robes. when you’re a robe at 10 in the , it means you’ve given up. I’m here I love New . I was born and here, I spent my years here, and like you, while I was here I only did six times. When I , I was lost. And by , I mean , but I went ahead and high . And I – I , I had no , I didn’t know what I to do. I did from – I , I was a , I was a , I was a , I , I sold , I had no idea. And I I’d just in some job, and I would make money to pay my rent, maybe have basic cable, maybe not, I didn’t have
